Boris the Spider ๐Ÿ•ท๐Ÿ•ธ

Song: Boris the Spider ๐Ÿ•ท
Artist: The Who

Bahahahaha!!! ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‚ How this song didn't end up on my Halloween playlist looooong before this is criminal! I remember my dad telling/showing my siblings and I this song yeeeeaaarrrrs ago and I just now saw it another playlist and immediately had to add it to mine! It's PERFECT for Halloween! ๐Ÿ•ท๐Ÿ•ธ And I freaking HATE spiders!! ๐Ÿ˜– The amount of spiders I had to dispose of this past summer alone that creeped their way into my house and home is unsettling! Bluck!! Speaking of, I just found an old, dried up spider under my bathroom rug today!๐Ÿคฎ Gross!! And just two weeks ago there was a GIANT BLACK WIDOW making her way along my back patio! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ญ I was so freaked out and didn't know what to do because my dad was in a business meeting, so I grabbed the bug spray and sprayed the HECK out of her! I felt a little bad watching her slowly demise but I was also gagging and shaking so much I didn't feel that bad...

Anyway. This song is humorous, creepy and just plain weird; it's just too perfect, especially for an arachnophobe like me! ๐Ÿ•ท๐Ÿ˜ฑ


Look, he's crawling up my wall
Black and hairy, very small
Now he's up above my head
Hanging by a little thread

Boris the spider
Boris the spider

Now he's dropped on to the floor
Heading for the bedroom door
Maybe he's as scared as me
Where's he gone now? I can't see

Boris the spider
Boris the spider

Creepy, crawly, creepy, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly

There he is, wrapped in a ball
Doesn't seem to move at all
Perhaps he's dead, I'll just make sure
Pick this book up off the floor

Boris the spider
Boris the spider

Creepy, crawly, creepy, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly

He's come to a sticky end (Creepy, crawly)
Don't think he will ever mend (Creepy, crawly)
Never more will he crawl 'round (Creepy, crawly)
He's embedded in the ground (Creepy, crawly)

Boris the spider
Boris the spider


HAPPY SPIDER-TINGLING MONDAY! ๐Ÿ•ท๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

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