Epic Disney Villains Medley

Song: Epic Disney Villains Medley

Artist: Peter Hollens feat. Whitney Avalon

What a fun, non-scary, but still totally appropriate for "Halloween" medley! What's "scarier" than a bunch of crazy, evil villains?? I'm not a fan of "scary" movies, so this is right up my ally! It's just a fun, light-hearted collaboration of classic Disney Villain songs that totally work for Halloween! I give it a BIG thumbs up! 

[URSULA]
Poor unfortunate souls
In pain
In need

This one longing to be thinner

That one wants to get the girl
And do I help them?
Yes, indeed
Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad
So true
They come flocking to my cauldron
Crying, "Spells, Ursula please!"
And I help them?
Yes, I do

[SCAR]
So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era
Is tiptoeing nearer

[URSULA]
And where do we feature?

[SCAR]
Just listen to teacher

I know it sounds sordid

But you'll be rewarded

When at last I am given my dues
And injustice deliciously squared

[URSULA & SCAR]
Be prepared!

[CLAUDE FROLLO]

Beata Maria

You know I am a righteous man

Of my virture I am justly proud

(Et tibit Pater)

Beata Maria

You know I'm so much purer than

The common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd

(Quia peccavi nimis)
Then tell me, Maria
Why I see her dancing there
Why her smold'ring eyes still scorch my soul

(Cogitatione)
I feel her, I see her
The sun caught in her raven hair

Is blazing in me out of all control

(Verbo et opere)

Like fire

Hellfire

This fire in my skin

This burning
Desire

Is turning me to sin


[LEFOU]
No one's slick as Gaston
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's

[GASTON]
For there's no man in town half as manly

Perfect, a pure paragon!

[LEFOU]

You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley

And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on!

[LEFOU & GASTON]
No one's been like Gaston
A king pin like Gaston

[LEFOU]
No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston

[GASTON]
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!

[LEFOU]
My, what a guy, that Gaston!

[MOTHER GOTHEL]
Mother knows best
Listen to your mother
It's a scary world out there
Mother knows best
One way or another
Something will go wrong, I swear
Ruffians, thugs
Poison ivy, quicksand
Cannibals and snakes
The plague

[GASTON]
No!

[MOTHER GOTHEL]
Yes!

[GASTON]
But --

[MOTHER GOTHEL]
Also large bugs

Men with pointy teeth, and 

Stop, no more, you'll just upset me
Mother's right here
Mother will protect you
Darling, here's what I suggest
Skip the drama
Stay with mama
Mother knows best

[DR. FACILIER]
Yes...
Are you ready?

[CHORUS]
Are you ready?

[DR. FACILIER]
Are ya ready?
Transformation central! (Transformation central!)
Transformation central! (Transformation central!)
Transmogrification central!
Can you feel it?
You're changin', you're changin', you're changin' all right!
I hope you're satisfied
But if you ain't, don't blame me!
You can blame my friends on the other side...

[GASTON]

But you got what you wanted!

[JAFAR]

But you lost what you had!

[JAFAR]
So Ali turns out to be
Merely Aladdin
Just a con, need I go on?
Take it from me

[DR. FACILIER]
His personality flaws
Give me adequate cause

[JAFAR]
To send him packing on a one-way trip
So his prospects take a terminal dip

[DR. FACILIER]

His assets frozen,

[JAFAR]

The venue chosen

[JAFAR & DR. FACILER]

Is the ends of the earth, whoopee!

So long!
Ex-Prince Ali!

[MOTHER GOTHEL]
Mother knows best!

[GASTON]
Friends on the other side!

[URSULA]
Poor unfortunate souls!

[SCAR]
Be prepared!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!